Suck it Cleveland! 30 Rock Line of the Night

"There was actually a tornado in Cleveland last week. Destroyed an entire city block. 3 bowling alleys, a liquor store, and the liquor store museum."

Runner-up:

"I'd rather work for an American car company than jump on that sinking ship." - Jack Donaghy on taking a job from his "friends in the Bush Administration."

We later learn - . "MSNBC has confirmed that former GE executive Jack Donaghy will be named by President Bush the new Homeland Security Director of Crisis and Weather Management."