Ryan will soon be running CTU on 24.

First "changes in dreaming" side effect listed for anti-smoking happy pill Chantex.

Cougar vs Dwarf battle was top notch

"Scanton suits you."

"Keep the beard. Forever."

Michael's fear of Blackberries - "What is the deal with these things in regard to testicles?"

Creed with a black dye job looks disturbingly like Rob Schneider.

Dwight Line of the Night. That's right. 25 minutes into it and I'm closing down nominations.

"I'm going to live for a very long time. My Grandpa Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Mannheim is 103 and still puttering around down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once, but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation."